...Jester and Jinx continue to summer in the South of England and will return to the Pacific Northwest this Fall to bring their particular brand of opinion, observation and general merryment to the local wine scene.

Any stories you may have heard about Jester being incarcerated by Her Majesty are patently false. Any liberties he may have taken with a certain Brazilian volleyball player were purely consensual. Ask Prince Harry, he was there. There is also no truth to the rumor that Jinx is touring with a Gypsy Circus troupe to raise bail money. Though, come to think of it, she did send me a postcard with a picture of a bearded lady. I just thought it was the sister she never talks about. In any event, they plan to be back in time for Halloween.